Minimum Wage, Maximum Fury Edition
They always say it’ll be “just a quick blog post.”
Spoiler: it never is.
“Quick” is a lie. “Easy” is a trap. And “just a few paragraphs” is code for “we want 2,000 words of SEO-optimized content in exchange for coffee money.”
Let’s break down how to spot the red flags before you waste a single keystroke.
Red Flag #1: The Word Count Disappears
If they say “it’s just a little blog post” but don’t mention a word count? You’re looking at scope creep in the making. Because you better believe they do have a word count. They’re just hoping you’ll commit before asking.
In reality, they want 1,200+ words and a dozen H2 headers—but only want to pay for 300.
Red Flag #2: “You Can Whip This Up in 30 Minutes”
Sure, you could whip something up in 30 minutes. But doing research, outlines, writing, editing the writing, formatting, sourcing royalty-free images, and maybe even uploading it to their CMS? Try two hours, at least. Probably more.
Writers aren’t vending machines. We’re architects of thought.
Red Flag #3: Suspiciously Low Pay
Let me be blunt: $10 for 2,000 words is criminal. Not “low.” Not “newbie friendly.” Criminal.
That’s half a cent per word for your time, talent, and hard-earned skill set.
Babysitting your neighbor’s screaming toddler for an hour can earn you more. Thus, writing a full-length article is less profitable. Do not take that job.
Red Flag #4: “Ongoing Opportunity” with Zero Details
If it says “ongoing opportunity,” it gives no information about pay increases, article frequency, or topic scope. What they really mean is:
“We want to hook you on free samples.”
Don’t fall for it. Good clients lead with clarity.
Red Flag #5: They Call It “Content” and Not Writing
Look, there’s nothing wrong with content. We’re all producing it. But if the job listing treats you like a content generation app instead of a writer, be cautious. Avoid jobs where it uses vague AI-jargon. It talks about “volume output” and “quick turnarounds.” You’ll be treated like a warm body, not a collaborator.
They have the nerve to demand no AI-assist. The job posting, nevertheless, was clearly written by an AI without a lick of human involvement.
You are not a pixel-pusher. You’re a writer. Don’t forget it.
Bottom Line: If You Feel Gross, It’s a No
Trust your gut. If a job listing makes your stomach churn, your blood boil, or your dignity flinch—it’s not a good fit. The end.
Real opportunities respect your skills. They don’t disguise theft as exposure or pretend their deadline panic is your problem.
Your writing is worth more.
You are worth more.
Don’t settle.
