Friends, gather close. Today’s entry is a rare find — a job post so chaotic, so delusional, it deserves its own séance.
The title? AI Content Strategist & Co-Creator. Sounds professional, right? Wrong. This thing reads like it was copy-pasted out of a markdown graveyard and left to rot. Asterisks dangling like cobwebs. Random bold tags gasping for air. A solid wall of text with all the readability of a cement block.
This isn’t a job post. It’s a formatting crime scene
But wait, the demands get better:
You must be intellectually sharp (translation: clean up my mess).
You must be creative and intuitive (translation: psychic medium for my half-baked ideas).
And my personal favorite: you must be reality-grounded. Do you have friends? Do you touch grass? Do you… talk about your feelings? If not, don’t apply.
Sir. You’re advertising on Upwork, not Match.com. Nobody’s here to prove they’ve gone on a nature walk.
And then there’s the genius complex. They actually wrote: “Think A Beautiful Mind — not as genius, but also less dysfunction and more collaboration.” Which is rich, because this post is the dysfunction. If Russell Crowe wandered in here, he’d pack up his chalkboard and leave.
Oh, and of course there’s the mandatory test assignment:
1. Write an essay about social media echo chambers.
2. Hand over an “original metaphor” for the ego.
3. Rewrite a self-help poster.
Unpaid, naturally. Because why not make you audition for the privilege of cleaning up their markdown disaster?
In conclusion: they want a human-AI whisperer, spiritual life coach, therapist, philosopher, and editor — all in one. But they can’t be bothered to fix their own bullet points.
Category is: Messy AI Job Post Realness.
NOPE. Next!
